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> > Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding
> > he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. > > > > "Ya, shure, I
> haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his > tackle
> > box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. > > > > "Yiminy
> Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his
> > hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster? > > > > "Vell," replied Olaf, "I
> got it from my Genie." > > > > "You haff a Genie?" Sven asked. > > > >
> "Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box", says Olaf. > > > > "Could
> I see him?" > > > > Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the
> Genie. > > > > Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good
> friend of your
> > master. Vill you grant me vun vish?" > > > > "Yes, I will," says the
> Genie. > > So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie
> disappears back
> > into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million
> > bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million
> > ducks flying overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at
> > Olaf. "Yumpin Yimminy. I asked for a million bucks, not a million
> > ducks!" > > > > Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is
> hart of > hearing.
> > Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?

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