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I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me..."

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days..."

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. "Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to Phuck off and hung up.

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Good for you Paco Better to get reunited with your hand than put up with a 120lb, 5'7, 36C, 25, 36 chica who was a 110 lb skinny chick a few years ago Dam how could she let herself go like that.

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Alex Levine

Yep, sounded like uneeded drama or I need $$$$$. Good call.