www.CostaRicaTicas.com

NFlorida: Just got back from my 20th trip to Costa Rica in the last two weeks!

Florida:

NFlorida: Yeah man, I hit the Del Rey, Zona Blue and everything. Wait till all my gringa friends hear what a great time I had with those hot Latinas!

Florida:

NFlorida: And Pamela and Naomi totally rocked my world at ZB. But this "propina" thing after the session kind of left a bad taste in my mouth. They hid my clothes and wouldn't give them back to me until I gave in and made each of them primary co-beneficiaries in my will. Eddie has got to get these girls under control...

Florida:

NFlorida: Well, all our CRT bros have been getting on my case about writing a trip report, so I hope you guys are satisfied now. All I can say is that nothing else compares to the FANTASY of CR...

Florida:

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Check out http://weluvlatinas.com/ for the web's best info on the latin american monger lifestyle...

ROFLMAO

Thanks for finally posting your trip report. It sounds like you had a great time!!!!

20 trips in two weeks!?! WOW!! I wish I had that kind of free time on my hands. It sounds like a record. And as you know records are meant to be broken. Anything is possible in Costa Rica.

Also enjoyed all the beautiful pics you posted in the VIP section. I had to run out to the store to pick up another roll of Bounty, the quicker picker up'r. If you know what I mean.

A bit of advice on the problem with the propina situation. I too am not accustomed to tipping (really) so I turned the tables on the chicas. On my first visit I sat at the bar and drank Imperial after Imperial all the while ignoring all the chicas in the room. After awhile I decided to pick out a lucky chica to take back to the room. The chica felt sooooo privilged that "I" chose her and she was more than happy to Phuck me for a discount because it came with bragging rights. She got lucky.

Anyways...

A tip for El Ciego ............... .......................... ............................. ........................................... ........................... .... . ............. . ... ... ... ..... ...

Thanks for the trip report. I feel like my status as a CRT VIP monger should be upgraded to a higher level after gaining all this new knowledge.

I'm out!!

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"If I was to live each day as if it was my last I would have been dead a long time ago." - Traylor Park

That makes 2 of us! GR, I love you man !!!!! I needed a good laugh on a Monday morning!
MG

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

How is it that these two guys,who are located so close to eachother (by virtue of their handles....Fla and N Fla) be so far apart in what they have to say. One of them knows NOTHING and tells us EVERYTHING.....the other knows a lot and only posts hand signals. Have a happy kitten day. Will someone please finally tell me what the phuck that means.

That is some funny sh*t. Maybe Florida and NFlorida are 2 personalities inhabiting the same body, each strugling for control. Polar opposites unknown to each other. This matrix sh*t is confusing , think I'll go get a drink .

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its the land of hoodoo , voodoo & all kinds of wierd shit.

GR

Where do you get the inspiration for such? Funny,funny stuff as Johnny Carson would say.

Boudmon where's HH today?

Huh ???????????

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ALL FLASH, NO CASH !!!!!!

No I'm not the same person as "Florida"

Florida posts many icons in his posts and Tomas can see my IP address as well as his. We are two different people.

I'm not sure what Florida does for a living but I'm a retired attorney in Tampa. I guess some like to stalk me. Now I have two threads about me? Some people have way too much time on their hands.

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gone fishing

ah make it three, check the Rollcall for Meetings in Dallas

Well, obviously, inspiration abounds on this board. It's just that I had to reach the CRT "5th posting level" before I had the proper mindset and wherewithal to start exploiting it for it's comic potential.

Yes, it was a long hard road progressing through the prior four levels:

1) INDS (Irritating Newbie Dumb Shit) - Trip 1 and prior

2) WETIAR (Wide-Eyed Tell-It-All Rookie) - Trips 2 - 6

3) NLSMM (Naive LoveStruck MMan) - Trips 7 - 11

4) EMMHBORMW (Ex-MMan Hell-Bent-On-Revenge Man-Whore) - Trips 12 - 14

To finally reach that exalted 5th Jedi-level:

SIADIAWA (Seen-It-All Done-It-All Wise Ass) - Trip 15 to present

Nice to hear when people appreciate the humor - God knows we can always use more of it on this board...

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Hey NFlow you call that a trip report- how about an update on the current outbreaks of STDs, malaria, typhoid and dengue fever in the gulch area?

Congrats on reaching the esteemed "Wise-Ass" status GR. (thank God it gets lonely up here sometimes.)

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Trust me when I tell you Nflorida and Florida are two completely different people. I've had the pleasure of being Florida's wingman on many trips to CR. Florida could write circles around some of these post. His post may be short, (Maybe he works 60 hours a week) but at least he doesn't go on and on forever talking BS. Some posters talk shit about other people they don't even know. Lets get real folks.

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"You can only keep a secret between two people if the other one is dead." Ben Franklin

Sorry Florida but I gotta borrow one of your lines here,

Surely you are at Level 6 or 7 by now

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?