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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
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Author:  Jdd [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:55 pm ]
Post subject:  THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts were too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he instead came up
with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a
piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
take?", I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

Author:  El Silencioso [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:44 pm ]
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a classic

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