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When I was 14, I hoped that one day
I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,
but there was no passion, so I
Decided I needed a passionate
girl with a zest for life.




In college I dated a passionate girl,
but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency;
she was a drama queen, cried all the
time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.




When I was 25 I found a very stable
girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited
about anything. Life became so dull that
I decided that I needed a girl with some
excitement.




When I was 28 I found an exciting girl,
but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another,
never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and
made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic,
but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.




When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious
girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious
that she divorced me and took everything I owned.




I am now older and wiser,
and am now looking for a girl with big tits.

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

This post reminds me of the 3-F rule; If it floats, flys or fucks, rent it, don't buy it.

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Cigar smoking doesn’t reduce us, it elevates us; It makes us more content to be alone, or it helps us to enjoy our companions. It encourages us to dwell on the simple moments and celebrate the sublime.
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Hung like Einstein and smart as a mule.
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You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

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Sparky
Get in line to ride the lightning!!!


Almost legally single again! Voy a Colombia otra vece!!

"If it has tits or tires, it's eventually going to give you troubles"
from Uncle Lou

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GO Winnipeg JETS!