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| Author: | SparkChaser69 [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Quick thinker |
A man walked into the produce section of this local supermarket and asked to > buy a half head of lettuce. > > The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads > of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the > matter. > > Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager: "Some ass hole > wants to buy a half head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned > to find the man standing right behind him, and he quickly added, "And this > gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." > > The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager > said to the boy, > > "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier > We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, > son?" > > "Wisconsin, sir" the boy replied. > > "Well, why did you leave Wisconsin?" the manager asked. > > The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing up there but whores and football > players!" > > "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Wisconsin." > > "No shit?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for |
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