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1) The pharmacy across from the Pres is out of gum (his tips)
2) The Del Rey needs to order more coins for change - LH actually keeps them
3) He asks for a change machine to be outside his room at the DR so he doesnt over pay
4) He has a taxi driver accompany him to interviews as he wants a quote on "cab fare" for the gal home after he is done so he doesnt spoil her

please add on

5) I saw him leave Happy Hour tonight with one of the cute-ist grrls I have ever seen in my wet dreams. Good score LH. (or I hope it was - beautiful grrl).


Sorry Handy - I know not what you meant!

6. The DR chicas can be overheard discussing the "beautiful" towels in his room that he brings from home.

Berk.......

LH is in town? This is what to expect:

7.) Hatchet-wound Hazel is preparing chicken soup for the next time he gets sick

8.) The ugly Colombians finally get as much attention as the hot ones (all courtesy of LH)

9.) Muggers on the street are doing their kung-fu stretches in preparation for LH's walk back to the hotel.

10.) Wrigley's Gum stock goes up about 2%

11.) Cocaine-and-semen-breath among the working girls is significantly reduced



Handy, where ya been?!

Ruffnutz

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12) The chicas swoon over him at happy hr. but once he leaves with one they quickly forget about him since they all know he's only good for one lay/day.

13) The maids at the Pres. bitch about the germaphobe that wants everything perfect but only leaves them a pack of gum every morning instead of a real tip. (At least they can bitch with fresh breath.)

14) VB is happier than usual since LH is like the jacuzzi-partying, steak eating, whoremongering, cheap bastard of a nephew that he never had.

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Signs to know when Handy, Paco, Ruffnutz, and Berk are not in the Gulch:

1. Charmon toilet paper and porn sites are seeing record profits....please add on because I am too busy getting the real thing.

15) You see those paper toilet ring condoms and a can of Lysol in the mens restroom at the DR.

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16) The Pres will have to replace there computer as LH has downloaded another porn movie with a virus. Now thanks to LH, The Pres will charge a $5.00 fee per hour to use there computer since he's on it 10 plus hours a day.

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17) He sends out PMs bragging about his "5 hour sessions"..., but fails to mention that consisted of 2 hrs. of drinking cheap beer and passing out gum at the BM, a 30 minute shower to wash the germs off his lucky date, 30 minutes of her trying to understand his non-existent spanish, 10 minutes of hot porn sex, 45 minutes of cuddling & watching cartoons, 1 hr. nap and then 5 minutes of him pretending he doesn't understand the word "propina" before she storms off muttering "barato puto gringo."

Paco your to kind, it is more like 2 minutes of hot porn sex and 13 minutes of pretending he doesn't understand the word "propina"

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