Due to conflicting work schedules my (least) favorite wingman went to CR without me
but is reportedly having fun in the gulch anyway. Sparky has been passing around this video of him with his first hottie of the trip from the BM last night. Be warned: this is what can happen on your first night in town after being away too long, drinking too much cheap beer and not having a good wingman to keep you on track. Hopefully VegasBob will find our boy soon and keep him out of trouble the rest of the week. Although it is good to see LH working off all his built-up sexual frustrations from the last 4 boring months of eating hamburger-helper and watching sports in his lonely, stinky apartment.
http://www.hidebehind.com/7AB7AF80
She was a TLN but after she broke the legs off his bed, flooded the room (by getting into the jacuzzi), then got stuck IN the jacuzzi, used all his towels, broke the elevator and devoured the entire NewsCafe breakfast buffet by herself the hotel put her on the blacklist, so tonight he will be on the hunt for a new novia. Buena suerte LH.
