God is walking along in Heaven one day and finds this hole in the fence that separates Heaven from Hell. He gets pissed and calls the Devil on his cell.
"Hey Devil, your people cut a hole in the fence so that they could sneak into Heaven. I want you to fix this."
The Devil replies "hey God, it was your people who made the hole...they just wanted to sneak in and party for a while with my people."
God of course is really mad now and says "you know what, Devil, I'm gonna sue you and make you fix this fence."
The Devil replies "oh yea? Where do you think you are going to find a lawyer?"
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