>> An eighty year old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
>>
>> The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 80-year-old said, >> "Things
>> are great and I've never felt better.
>> I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my Ch*ld. So what do >> you
>> think about that?"
>>
>> The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a
>> story.
>>
>> "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never
>> misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a
>> hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." >> "As
>> he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the
>> water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't >> shoot
>> the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at >> the
>> animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
>> "Miraculously, two shots rang o ut and the beaver fell over dead.
>>
>> Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
>>
>> The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a >> couple
>> of rounds into that beaver."
>>
>> The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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