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Shamas

Post subject: Official Announcement from the U.S. Government

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:22 pm

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Official Announcement:

The U.S. government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Red, White & Blue CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

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