Back when I was in college I was walking home from the campus with my girlfriend. We passed this art exhibit that was built inside a large shipping container. The lady who built it was sitting outside in a lawn chair and we asked her what was up.
She told us that it was her senior art project and it was meant to be what life was like in the future. What the heck we thought; it was free...so in we went. I don't remember much of the exhibit except that there was a lot of strange spray painted stuff on the walls, and screaming loud techno music blasting from this amplifier. I would guess that in the future people are probably expected to be deaf or something. But I digress.
As we made our way to the back of the shipping container/art exhibit we found this throne...kinda like a futuristic space ship bucket seat or something. With a twinkle in my girlfriend's eye she told me to sit and in a moment she was sucking my jolly rodger while I sat in the command chair while techno blasted out of this speaker and a twirling black light caused all kinds of bizzare light effects off the glowing spray painted walls.
I blew my load into her mouth and she spit it out onto the floor and oddly enough: it was glowing! I guess man-mayo glows under black light or something. Then we both realized that we were being watched and looked up to see the lady whose art project we just turned into a sex toy glowering at us. We both ran out of that place and I'll never forget hearing her yelling at us "you better come back and clean that up!"
Dang I miss college!
-PA1984
