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Subject: High tech


A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please." The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', inter-stellar space travel', the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A martini please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is your I Q sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out " Uh... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e...

y-o-u-r..

p-e-o-p-l-e...

g-o-i-n-g...

t-o...

n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e...

H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?"

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Sparky
Get in line to ride the lightning!!!


Almost legally single again! Voy a Colombia otra vece!!

ah Sparky Happy Spew Year

some of my fondest memories of the time I lived in SJO were on a bar stool in the afternoons at the HDR watching the impeachment hearings of Bill. It was also the most money I ever made in a year. Another Clinton in the white house should yield max income and max entertainment. What is wrong with that?

phuck yeah we need someone good in the whitehouse satans son has phucked this country up big time. need at least 6-8 years for a turn around we can be prosperous again

Hola Florida,

OK lets have some fun and some coin all at once...