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A few days ago my lady and I were watching the "L Word" DVDs and at the end of one episode the rug-munching cast were spitting out every slang word for vagina that they could think of besides the usual (pu*sy, cunt, twat, box, etc). It appears that the ladies are creative as us guys for naming their respective genitalia. Here goes:

The Baloney Pony
Smurf Crease
Cat Flaps
Bearded Clam/Oyster
Cha-cha
Hairy Goblet
Fish Taco
Pink Taco
Honey Pie
Box of Assorted Creams
Nappy Dugout
Love Mitten
Little Man in the Boat (the clit)
Mermaid's Purse
Skeezie
Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet
Power Slot
Foo Foo Valve
Pork Shutters
Bermuda Triangle
V\ertical Smile
Vessel Tube
Roast Beef Sandwich
Crab Hole
Panty Hamster
Chew Bacca
Calcunta
Cherry Pop
Cream Collector
Tuna Town
Lips between the Hips
Furry Monkey
Bikini Biscuit
Kooter
Nonnie
Ham Wallet
Sweet Spot
Squeegie
Monkey's Chin
Camel Toe

Far as espanol goes, I know of only 3:

Panocha
Conio ("ni" is really an accented n)
Choncha

For s*x:

Bang out the Box
Give the Skank the Hank
Dip the Chip
Sweep out the Chimney
Stretch the Leather
and my fav, Put the Beef in your Taco

In the Dominican Republic it is called the semilla. Spanish for "seed."

It is definately the "parcel of gold" the most expensive 3 square inches known to man....and woman.

dapanz1

LOL!! Here's a couple more:

- Meat curtains
- Dick sleeve

Double post

Philo wrote:


[/quote]
Panocha
Conio ("ni" is really an accented n)
Choncha]

Actually Coño (Conio?) is a multifaceted word with many uses much like our English use of the word "Sh*t". Accenting various parts of the word actually gives it different meanings.

Choncha - is actually Chocha
In some Latin American countries Concha (Conch, Shell) can also mean the female anatomy. [/quote]

From two Colombianas I am VERY close with (one a Caleña, the other a Paisa) they both call it "cuca" (koo-ka).

Yes, that is another term. Cono is also used to mean p*ssy, as in wimp or weakling.

dapanz1

And then there's " chimba"