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Author:  Irish Drifter [ Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Lesbonics
LESBONICS



1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? .



A licker cabinet.



2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ....



A Klondyke.





3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....





Militia Etheridge.





4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?





Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.





5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....





Fur Traders.





6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....





A Lickalotapuss.





7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? .





Well Hung.





8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...





She was found face down in Ricki Lake.





9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....





Even the pool table doesn't have balls.





10. What do you call lesbian twins? ....





Lick-a-likes.





11. What's the definition of confusion? ...





Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.





12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?





One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker
Author:  El Ciego [ Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:01 pm ]
Post subject:  More Lesbonics
1. What do lesbians use their navels for?

Tartar sauce


2. What do lesbians do during "that time of the month?"

Finger paint.


3. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you next month.

4. Ellen D., Melissa Etheridge and K.D. Lang have just started a new shoe company called, "Dykie."

The shoes have extra-long tongues, but you can get them off with one finger.


Sappho Lives!
Author:  Florida [ Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Beam me up kitten!!!!!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  JazzboCR [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Lesbonics
If Brother El Ciego can find the humor in his situation, then surely the Sisters can find some here...at least, I hope so.
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