Late one night this golfer comes home smelling of cheap perfume and covered with lipstick kisses, and gets met at the door by his angry wife. He says "look honey...I really screwed up. I was hanging out in the clubhouse and I had a few drinks and I met this woman. She invited me back to her place and we got it on...I swear honey: it will never happen again!"
His wife looks him in the eye and hisses "don't you lie to me...you played 36 holes again, didn't ya?"
