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A cowboy is driving down a back road in Texas .. a sign in front of a restaurant reads:

Happy Hour Special...

Lobster Tail and Beer

"Lord almighty" he says to himself, "my three favorite things!!"

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

Now that's funny.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Where's the joke here?

Me too.....I don't get it

It's like my ole buddy Johnny Joe Idaho says, "I'd rather step in shit than smoke it."

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Cigar smoking doesn’t reduce us, it elevates us; It makes us more content to be alone, or it helps us to enjoy our companions. It encourages us to dwell on the simple moments and celebrate the sublime.
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Hung like Einstein and smart as a mule.
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You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

The restaraunt was advertising Lobster tail ( you know the tail of a lobster) and beer. 2 things
The Cowboy interpreted as lobster ( the full crustacean) tail ( slang for female ass) and beer. 3 things.
Get it???
Squidface

My three favs would be the lips, the gatita, and the culo...

Now that's a Ph*cking hat trick for ya...