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WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
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> >> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
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> >> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
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> >> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
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> >> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
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> >> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
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> >> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
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> >> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
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> >> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
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> >> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
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> >> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
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> >> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
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> >> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
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> >> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
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> >> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
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> >> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
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> >> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
> >>
> >> HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
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> >> WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
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> >> HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
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> >> WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
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> >> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
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> >> WIFE: -- silence --
> >>
> >> HUSBAND: "oops"

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