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| Author: | Shamas [ Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | WIFE: "What would you do if I died? |
> >> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? > >> > >> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" > >> > >> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" > >> > >> HUSBAND: "Of course I do." > >> > >> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" > >> > >> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." > >> > >> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) > >> > >> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) > >> > >> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" > >> > >> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." > >> > >> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" > >> > >> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" > >> > >> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" > >> > >> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." > >> > >> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" > >> > >> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do" > >> > >> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" > >> > >> HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." > >> > >> WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? > >> > >> HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." > >> > >> WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? > >> > >> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." > >> > >> WIFE: -- silence -- > >> > >> HUSBAND: "oops" |
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