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Zen sarcasm
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either.
Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles
begins with a broken fan belt.

3. It's always darkest just before dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable.
If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water
with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way,
when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.

12. If you tell the truth,
you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug;
some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal
until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money
is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth
gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force.'
It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking,
you aren't learning much
when your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until
just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

I'm sure some of you can add a few to this list. kenj8

As Brother Kenj8 says--chime in with yours. I especially appreciated # 16, 19,21--appreciating isn't the same thing as practicing...

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Please stop the madness Jazzbro. This is what LocoHombre got banned for.

Let's see if I got this right: I'm bringing back already published long-form stuff that newer Brothers most likely won't go back to find; I've found stuff inside some Threadsthat I researched and helped other Brothers with; I've not heard word 1 from the proprietors of this Board (I'd stop immediately if either one did); I'm having harmless good fun in reading everything, even that which isn't brought forward; everything I say/do is easily ignoreable
but you and some others wish me to quit. I appreciate the caution but will continue 'til 2010 is gotten to. I will reply to any and all PMs but not respond to public chaffing. BTW there are Forums I have little interest in and have vowed to stay out of the Executive Sandbox, so there are "Safe Havens".

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED