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SHE WAS A GOOD OLD BOAT



They say the two happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and
the
day you sell it!! Well, here's a good BOAT story!! Joe and John were
identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much
to
himself.

One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank
it. Joe
spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out
of
touch all that day and most of the evening.

Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When he got
back
on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery. A
kind
old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said:

"I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "Hell no! Fact is
I'm
sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old
dead
fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and
a
pretty big hole in the front too.

Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy.
I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those

four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very
good
and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to
get on
her all at one time and she split right up the middle!"

The old woman fainted.

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