Here are some dumb laws in Paco's neighborhood:
If one is a parent to two illegitimate Ch*ldren, that person will go to jail for at least one month.
Now we know what happened to Paco's mother.
No one may bribe any athlete to "rig" a game, match, tournament, etc.
Everyone knows Paco gives the best BJ in the south.
It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.
No worries here because Paco is a fag and animal lover.
A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.
See above.
One may be fined up to $100 for using "profane language" in public places.
This is why Paco usually goes to CR with only a few hundred dollars to spend as his budget per week.
Private citizens may personally arrest any person that disturbs a church service.
Paco's religion is Analism and hates to be disturbed.
Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.
No big deal because Paco likes sheep.
Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
No worries here as Paco has not had sex with a female in the U.S. since 1976.
Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $250 fine.
A vagrant is a person, usually poor, who wanders from place to place without a home or regular work. Now we know why Paco only show up in CR every other month.
Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.
If only the sheep could talk. 
It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
Since Paco has no bulge they can only tell by the wet spot and his stupid laugh.
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Only 48 hrs. until one of his novias is sucking my balls. 
