www.CostaRicaTicas.com

1. Expensive pu*sy
Most pu*sy falls into this definition. Expensive pu*sy can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of good pu*sy falls into this category.

Advantages: If you can afford it, it will be great.

Disadvantages: Many, mostly in the form of checking account depletion. Often not worth it.

2. Cheap pu*sy
Very rare. Usually comes in the form of a girlfriend of yours who will not go away no matter what you do. Cheap pu*sy can be recognized by the following - she will often pay for dinner, understands when you are broke, calls every day, wants it constantly, easily hurt, but shake it off.

Advantages: Inexpensive, guaranteed, loving, will try anything once and sometimes twice. You're lucky if you find this.

Disadvantages: Won't go away, possessive, bugs you all the time, can keep you from the tasks of finding other pu*sy, will eventually want to get married and/or have Ch*ldren soon thus ruining it. Often not worth it.

3. Hired pu*sy
Found in the Hollywood area of Southern California and in every other large city in the US and abroad. Recognized by scanty clothes and come-hither looks. Expense varies greatly with the quality. The difference between Hired pu*sy and Expensive pu*sy is that the money is up-front.

Advantages: You don't have to stick around, won't tell your girlfriend, doesn't care who you are or what you look like, often very experienced, usually cheaper than Expensive pu*sy.

Disadvantages: More expensive than Cheap pu*sy in the long run, risk of disease is high, is illegal in most areas and the risk of jail time is high.

4. Virgin pu*sy
This type is getting rarer each day. Recognized by conservative clothes, good manners, and a marked distaste for dirty jokes and porno movies. Can be very loving if you promise marriage, but will cause you more problems as you go along. Frustration level is high as Virgin pu*sy tends to want to stay that way for some unknown reason.

Advantages: Risk of disease is very low, will offer a very tight "fit" if it gives in, sometimes open to new experience, will often offer "other" services if Virginity is to be maintained.

Disadvantages: Usually will not give in until marriage, will cause discomfort upon use, not very imaginative, not usually into using birth control which can cause "accidents", can only be used once. Usually not worth it unless you're into that sort of thing.

5. Nympho pu*sy
Very rare. Recognized by the tendency to drag you by your balls into bed and going at it to the point of exhaustion Very experienced, will teach you things you never knew. Expense varies depending on level of Nymphomania.

Advantages: Will send you into la-la land, will try anything once.

Disadvantages: You are probably not the only one, thus disease risk can be high, will tire you out and ask for more, can be unstable, will not give a steady relationship. Often not worth it.

6. Frigid pu*sy
Less rare. See (4) for recognition. Difference is that this pu*sy will not yield no matter what. Any expense involved is simply wasted (unless you are into real frustration).

Advantages: There are no advantages.

Disadvantages: Too many to list here. Best to stay away once recognized. Never worth it.

7. Innocent Nympho pu*sy
Rare. Recognized by being in a small, sweet, innocent package which you would never in a million years think would give in, but when it does, you are in for a hell of a surprise. Often mistaken for (4). Expense varies, but usually falls into the cheaper category.

Advantages: The surprise is blissful. Always worth it. Keep it if you can.

Disadvantages: If (4) is mistaken for (7), serious consequences may result. May or may not be faithful.

8. Party pu*sy
Found at bars and at parties. Recognized by glass of wine in hand and bloodshot eyes. Will engage in group festivities while completely ripped. Expense usually covers drinks. Make sure you are not ripped as to better enjoy the experience.

Advantages: Easy to obtain unless you are real unlucky. Be sure to say the right things.

Disadvantages: Disease risk is high, will not usually remain faithful, the Support System may tend to puke all over you. Often not worth it.

9. Nutsy pu*sy
Support System has psychological problems. Recognized by the fact that she will go out with you, then spill her problems on you. May tend to kill you while you sleep. Gives in for no apparent reason.. Usually found as a quiet co-worker.

Advantages: Easy.
Disadvantages: Never really worth it.

The Brother says it all.

_________________
"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

If anybody here thought this was interesting, they probably would have responded to it in the last 5+ years

Not necessarily: 80% of the Smack Talk at least from this era drew no comments; and now maybe these will. Who besides a whack job like me goes back to find material, knowing that a bunch was internecine warfare, and most with links have inoperative links. Have any of y'all tried the "Ignore" button? I'm told it works well.

_________________
"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

That's because 80% of the posts in that forum are by YOU

Sorry but you are mistaken. I have very few OPs here (music excepted and that is only lately). No, all this material is by others--that includes all the general material I brought forward in my beginning. If I'm being vexatious, I urge you to ignore me.

_________________
"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Jazz, your posts are always very intelligible, have a point, sometimes off the wall or off thread as the "keepers of the board" will remind you, whatever. But I can see your posts take time. I'd rather take a chance and read yours and dismiss it in 3.1 seconds olympic time if it's quirky or not for me (how often do we all do that on everybody's posts), as opposed to reading posters babble about what we all learn too late is such a waste of time.

The board is an enjoyable 20 minute diversion for me, minus the time wasted as above. The goal should be post if you can add, help, differ if it makes a point, or entertain if on point

Pretty easy, after a while isn't it, to figure out who's posts might be informative or one that a fella could get a kick out of as opposed to those regular's who daily are throwing grenades back and forth, or those "show off" posters who have to prove how much more they know about the game or CR then the rest of us, which sometimes is very true.

But I read these "show offs" posts, although sometimes a waste of time, to see if the poster knows CR better or as equal than me. If he does, I'll read him in the future. If not, nope, next, takes 3.5 seconds. .

I read Greengo's, not for his unique style which is time consuming, but because I know he knows CR better than me; and maybe a dozen other similar guy's posts that I'll automatically read. It only takes 3.5 seconds to go "next" if it doesn't interest me or that I know that part of CR better than the poster.

Haven't we all noticed the "experts" of their 10 trip over x? year's experience. Know everything, SJ & CR. But, they seem to fade away, don't they?

We haven't seen posts from.........fill in the blanks, lately, have you? Nothing wrong with them posting.

Jazz, same as when I read yours--one of your posts are not for me to waste time on? Next. Wasted only 3.1 seconds. I can put up with your few quirks in exchange for your many good posts.

You don't like Jazz' posts, don't read them. He posts alot. He ain't the only frequent poster you ain't going to like.

Good one

_________________
"THE TRUTH IS' EVERYBODY IS GOING TO HURT YOU. YOU JUST GOTTA FIND THE ONE WORTH SUFFERING FOR"
Robert Nesta Marley

I appreciate the support I've been given. I'm using the current criticism/heads-up as an opportunity to look at what I'm doing here. There will be less off-the-wall stuff posted and fewer overall.

_________________
"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

you would think in a forum there would be room for different personalities to coexist. i read about fifty percent of what jazz contributes to be honest but its hardly a case of being bothered by it.
why is it that posters on this site seem to think if a subject or another poster doesn't fit their mold of what is correct it should be censored or eliminated? its actually really odd.
seems like it would be easy enough to ignore it if you don't like it. the ignore feature works really well and saves me the time of responding to posters i prefer not to read.
so a guy like jazz is a little off beat.
he sure seems to take a ribbing pretty well. if he likes to post a lot here so what? i think he and i are probably polar opposite personalities but that means nothing to me when it comes to whether or not i choose to read what he takes the time to post.

_________________
im way deep into nothing special
riding the crest of a wave breaking just west of hollywood