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| Author: | J Time [ Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Reasons to be single... |
1. Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment. 2. I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants. 3. I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please. 4. I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here". 5. I'd be painting the town instead of the house. 6. When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again. 7. I could show my girlfriend where I live. 8. I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan. 9. The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling. 10. I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now. 11. I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear! 12. I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like. 13. I'd get to see what my credit cards look like. 14. You can see a different chicas face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week! 15. Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission. 16. Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws. 17. I wouldn't have to watch sub-titled French films. 18. I could home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge. 19. I could use my own name at hotels. 20. I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere. 21. When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!". -JT |
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