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1. Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.
2. I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.
3. I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.
4. I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".
5. I'd be painting the town instead of the house.
6. When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.
7. I could show my girlfriend where I live.
8. I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.
9. The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.
10. I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.
11. I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!
12. I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.
13. I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.
14. You can see a different chicas face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week!
15. Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission.
16. Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.
17. I wouldn't have to watch sub-titled French films.
18. I could home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.
19. I could use my own name at hotels.
20. I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.
21. When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".

-JT