Hickory, dickory, dock
This hot Latin girl was sucking my C*ck.
I was about to explode when she said in a huff,
“We can’t do this anymore I am in love with Ruff.”
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| Author: | Ruffnutz [ Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | CRT Monger Nursery Rhymes Please Nominate your Favorite! |
For those that need a nursery rhyme to get themselves to sleep... This is the thread to post your Monger Nursery Rhyme. There was once was a guy named Pan T. Only bangs girls shorter than 5' 3" He only get digits From Umpa-Lumpas and midgets Helps him think he's got a big wee-wee Ruffnutz |
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| Author: | The Slut [ Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:36 pm ] |
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There once was a man named The Slut, I go to the Del Rey and check out Columbian butt. She quoted cien, I thought here we go again, Went to Zona Blue and busted my nut! |
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| Author: | PacoLoco [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:13 am ] |
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There once was a monger called Latinoheat, He liked to beat up Ticos on the street. He's so afraid of germs, That sometimes he can't sperm, So he asks his cheap date to just beat his meat. |
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| Author: | Ruffnutz [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:47 am ] |
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There once was a guy named Jmac, Who'd compensate hookers with crack He'd pay them with rock just to suck on his C*ck Now he dates Whitney, Crack is Whack! Ruffnutz |
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| Author: | PacoLoco [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:53 am ] |
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There once was a man named Handy, To the BM chicas he gave lots of candy. He had the perfect bachelor life, until he found him a wife, Now he's stuck up North wearing her panties. |
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| Author: | Ruffnutz [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:40 am ] |
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Sparky was this fella's name Dated receptionists and whores all the same Thought he'd never get bored Til he got chased with a sword Now he's married, pussy-whipped and tame Ruffnutz |
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| Author: | Jaggededge [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: CRT Monger Nursery Rhymes |
For My Friend There once was a guy called Ruffnutz. who liked to bang lots of sluts but some young girl caught his eye now he can't help but cry cause some people thinks he's a putz |
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| Author: | Ruffnutz [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:03 am ] |
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Nice one, Jagged... VB got "gambler" scribed on his face In his sleeve always hiding an Ace In every tourney and game he wants to mangle and maim but he SUCKS, always taking 4th place Ruffnutz |
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| Author: | The Slut [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:42 am ] |
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At Zona Blue there's a girl named Pamela; Bring your toys, VIP Card, and camera. Before you go get in shape, Your session will be great, Cuz with her you will need tons of stamina. |
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| Author: | Pan T Dropper [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:46 pm ] |
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Hickory, dickory, dock This hot Latin girl was sucking my C*ck. I was about to explode when she said in a huff, “We can’t do this anymore I am in love with Ruff.”
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| Author: | Gamlingman [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:22 pm ] |
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There once was a monger Johnnie Black In CR He would only do spinners with a rack. In April to Rio he made is first Run Now he’s all Done Cause now he wants Garotas in the Bundha From the Back! |
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| Author: | Admin 1 [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:24 pm ] |
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Some of this S*it is so funny I'm laughing my ass off... ITS SO GOOD, I'm making it a sticky.... SUBMIT your nursery rhymes till next week.. We will narrow it down to top 5 vote and winner gets a ZONA BLUE SESSION ON ME!!!! |
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| Author: | The Slut [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:32 pm ] |
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I have a friend and Florida's his name, 747's and then chongs is his game. He bangs chicas so hard, Hotel Morazon he's barred, His pic hangs in the broken bed hall of fame. |
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| Author: | PacoLoco [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:48 pm ] |
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Oh Jaggedge, 
There once was a fun monger named Jag, but he hooked up with some old gringa hag Now he wants to come back for some fine chica crack But he has a bad rash on his bag. |
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| Author: | Zippy [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:17 pm ] |
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There is a monger named PACO Who the CHICAS have made so WACO He hates the ones that watch the CLOCK AND only likes the ones that play with his COCKK When he returns to the gulch to play He must have new chicas that like to mis- behave He has many weird friends like LATINO Who can only wack-off in the CASINO He usually carries a bottle of TABASCO Only to lose it in some Chicas Ass-HO 
He looks like any normal MASTURBATER But always gets caught with too many VIBRATORS He met a fellow monger named Vegas BOB And all he does is polish his big KNOB He has a friend named HANDY Who always fed the Chicas too much CANDY He wants to be my new partner selling Ho-JACKS But has no idea when he will be BACK There is only one way he can save MONEY And that is when the Chicas are out of HONEY He always says he never pays CIEN But this just made his novia commit another SIN If he could only keep up with all his Gulch WADDS All the CRTER’s would give him a big round of APPLAUDS. 
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