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Author: | Irish Drifter [ Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:48 pm ] |
Post subject: | Guide to Decoding Women's Personal Ads |
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: > > 40-ish................................49. > Adventurous......Slept with everyone. > Athletic...............................No breasts. > Average looking....................Moooo. > Beautiful...........................Pathological liar. > > Emotionally Secure................On medication. > Feminist................................Fat. > Free spirit............................Junkie. > Friendship first......................Former slut. > New-Age............................Body hair in the > > wrong places. > > Old-fashioned.......................No BJs. > Open-minded.......................Desperate. > Outgoing..........Loud and Embarrassing. > > Professional..........................Bitch. > Voluptuous.........................Very Fat. > Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. > Wants Soul mate...................Stalker. |
Author: | El Silencioso [ Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:30 pm ] |
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Looking for long term relationship..........want someone to boss around |
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