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Guide to Decoding Women's Personal Ads
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Author:  Irish Drifter [ Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Guide to Decoding Women's Personal Ads

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
>
> 40-ish................................49.
> Adventurous......Slept with everyone.
> Athletic...............................No breasts.
> Average looking....................Moooo.
> Beautiful...........................Pathological liar.
>
> Emotionally Secure................On medication.
> Feminist................................Fat.
> Free spirit............................Junkie.
> Friendship first......................Former slut.
> New-Age............................Body hair in the
>
> wrong places.
>
> Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
> Open-minded.......................Desperate.
> Outgoing..........Loud and Embarrassing.
>
> Professional..........................Bitch.
> Voluptuous.........................Very Fat.
> Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
> Wants Soul mate...................Stalker.

Author:  El Silencioso [ Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:30 pm ]
Post subject: 

Looking for long term relationship..........want someone to boss around

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