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A man and woman were having problems so they went to see a marriage counselor. The counselor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis said, "Tell me about anything the two of you have in common."

The husband spoke up and said, "Well, neither one of us sucks dicks."

When I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV,
but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

"Now, we have a nice house, nice cars, big bed and plasma screen TVs,
but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you
are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
on a sofa bed and watching a 10" black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your
mid-life crisis...

(BITCH!)

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Living well is the best revenge
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