When I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV,
but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
"Now, we have a nice house, nice cars, big bed and plasma screen TVs,
but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you
are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
on a sofa bed and watching a 10" black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your
mid-life crisis...
(BITCH!)
