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 Post subject: Tequila WARNING!!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:49 pm 
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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.


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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.


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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and
over again that you love them.


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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.


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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.


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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without spitting.


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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.


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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.


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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

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The Wizard

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Doesnt look like Costa Rica for a while. Got offer 2 years in Singapore. Now what is a good hotel in Thailand. (New Weekend home).


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:38 pm 
Tequila, like any other prescribed medicine, needs to be used at the proper dose. 9 out of 10 of the warning symptoms you describe are a result of taking more than the prescribed dose!

For example, my doctor prescribes 2 shots a day for me, and up to 3, but never 4.

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than have a frontal lobotomy."


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