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Author:  Irish Drifter [ Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:45 pm ]
Post subject:  You Are What You Drink???????
The Meanings Behind What People Drink.....

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
she will send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings
with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually,
she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an
easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.
Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as
always,very simple and clear cut:


Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image
to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay!
Author:  Scubabum [ Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:23 pm ]
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ID-I just copied this and put a copy in my wallet!
Scuba
Author:  Saib [ Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:26 am ]
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Bum and Coke
Author:  Mucho Gusto [ Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:23 am ]
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ID,
That's some funny sh*t! But......where does "Red Bull" fit into the equation ?!?!?! :shock:
MG :wink:
Author:  SafaDino [ Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:09 pm ]
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Heyyyy what about me? :lol: :lol: I only drink water or Gatorade. What's that make me????? :wink: :wink:
Author:  Ameritico [ Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:58 pm ]
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Dino wrote:
Heyyyy what about me? :lol: :lol: I only drink water or Gatorade. What's that make me????? :wink: :wink:


A BITCH..... :D :D

Just Kidding......... I would say that would make you a guy who needs a drink.
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