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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
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> 40-ish................................49.
> Adventurous......Slept with everyone.
> Athletic...............................No breasts.
> Average looking....................Moooo.
> Beautiful...........................Pathological liar.
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> Emotionally Secure................On medication.
> Feminist................................Fat.
> Free spirit............................Junkie.
> Friendship first......................Former slut.
> New-Age............................Body hair in the
>
> wrong places.
>
> Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
> Open-minded.......................Desperate.
> Outgoing..........Loud and Embarrassing.
>
> Professional..........................Bitch.
> Voluptuous.........................Very Fat.
> Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
> Wants Soul mate...................Stalker.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

Looking for long term relationship..........want someone to boss around