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| Author: | Philo [ Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Who's yo' daddy? |
The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Ch*ld Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way...Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Ch*ld A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Ch*ld B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my Ch*ld as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks. 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again. 6. I cannot tell you the name of Ch*ld A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise. 7. I do not know who the father of my Ch*ld was as all look the same to me. 8. Peter Smith Is the father of Ch*ld A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Ch*ld B who was also borned at the same time...well, I don't have clue. 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized. 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. |
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| Author: | JazzboCR [ Sat Aug 04, 2012 4:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who's yo' daddy? |
beautiful logic from # 11. |
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| Author: | Krico [ Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who's yo' daddy? |
yeah, #11 was the best of the bunch. thanks for digging up this little gem |
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