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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected Ch*ld processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications
such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hockey 2.6, Hunting and Fishing 7.5,
Racing 3.6 and Soccer 6.0- I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going
back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 Please
help!

Thanks,


A Troubled User

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to
delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"to
alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to
be very high maintenance.Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such
as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause
the system to launch the program Nag Nag9.5. Once this happens, the only way
to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I
recommend Flowers 2.1and Diamonds 5.0!


WARNING!!!DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

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Sparky
Get in line to ride the lightning!!!


Almost legally single again! Voy a Colombia otra vece!!

ROTFLMAO....thats what you get for marrying a latina.........

You can get an idea how old that joke is when they're talking about "C:\".

Yeah but it is a classic

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Sparky
Get in line to ride the lightning!!!


Almost legally single again! Voy a Colombia otra vece!!

Wow, talk about getting a nasty virus in your system

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GO Winnipeg JETS!

Sounds like some Corrupted Code. You need to run FDISK & Format your computer's hard drive to unistall that nasty program that refuses to work with Football 5.0
Do a unconditional format on C: drive and then re-install girlfreind 7.0...

Ig...

Leave the current system status quo...

buy a phucking laptop to use away from home with MS Puta 3.0


RHM

I like the way you think

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Sparky
Get in line to ride the lightning!!!


Almost legally single again! Voy a Colombia otra vece!!

My Ms. Puta 1.0 doesn't even have a modem. She just has a switch on her back with five settings: 1. Give me a BJ, 2. Phuck me, 3. Get me a beer, 4. Clean my house, and 5. Off.

I wish it had another setting 6. Bring your girl friends over to do me.

Xman

You guys have a fix for the Puta RFM virus? Seems to infect all versions eventually.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

I believe it is a fatal error.

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Sparky
Get in line to ride the lightning!!!


Almost legally single again! Voy a Colombia otra vece!!

You boys & all your PROBLEMS . Sounds like your dicks have been TRUNCATED ! This usually causes a blue screen or is that blew or blown, I get confused pretty easy reading this stuff ?

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Spunk glazed Chicas are the building blocks of the universe!

need to add poolboy 1.2 and private detective 3.3. They usually can make all versions of wife go away cleanly.


forgot you need to Follow them with lawyer 10.6.

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The Wizard

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Doesnt look like Costa Rica for a while. Got offer 2 years in Singapore. Now what is a good hotel in Thailand. (New Weekend home).