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Author:  Sluthog [ Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:27 pm ]
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Union Workers

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.

We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a
92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

Author:  Wizard [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:38 pm ]
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funny but very true.

Author:  Redman69 [ Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:28 am ]
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Being a union man, I think that was cute.

Author:  Myrivers [ Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:39 am ]
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Being a 'non union' white collar guy....I can relate to this.
Reminds me of the time I asked for the most 'experienced' instrumentation tech....guess what I got....92 prettty close.

Author:  Right Hand Man [ Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:37 pm ]
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I belong to the pipelayers union...

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