Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their
carts around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife,
too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife
look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes
long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing a tank top and tight white shorts.
What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
