Saw this ad on Vancouver craiglist
I believe in equal rights! - 40
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pers-181098844@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-12, 6:38AM PDT
Now that we are in the age of equal rights and woman are making more money ,i'd like to find a generous lady who is financially stable(able to support me in the style i deserve),no cheapies please!She must be in great shape,super busty,super duper attractive and have no gag reflex.She must have a super personality and be able to adjust to all my stupid mood swings and know how to keep me happy even when there is nothing actually wrong.She must be able to listen to my mindless drivel for hours and pretend she cares.You must have a big house and a nice car,im not dating any broke women anymore.She must enjoy doing dishes and cleaning,giving me back rubs and gifts all the time.When we marry i want an expensive honeymoon ,a huge rock and a car.If things dont work out ill take the house and you can just pay me alimony.Ill probably cheat on you, but nowadays us guys just think that makes us cute.And remember anything a woman can do,a man has already done and far better.Please no female chauvnist pigs,none of the other guys around the world want them and neither do i.If you dont like my ad,i really dont care, im an entitled modern man and you will be lucky to have all gorgeous 445 lbs of me(im so hot!).I expect you to keep in top shape while i sit on the couch stuffing my face and watching oprah.And dont expect sex from me too much,it's all about me!Your needs are to take of my needs,since you are a woman your needs are of course irrelevant.Please dont become a statistic and become one of the millions of super desirable north american women who are married to their dildo because brad pitt is coming tomm. to beg them for marriage.
Oh and i was wondering,can anyone tell me why canadian guys are so popular and in demand but no one wants canadian women?..i guess its cause they really are all that..not!
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