www.CostaRicaTicas.com

I don't mean to gringa bash but this is just too funny:

This is what you want to do to yourself after 29 years of marriage to a gringa bitch:

YOU BLOW UP YOUR $10 MILLION NYC TOWNHOUSE WITH YOU IN IT!!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/ ... 5776c.html

he could have just gave her half and had enough left over to buy the Kamur nightclub

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Good find Orange...that reminds me....


The Wedding Anniversary

Handy was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

"A" was really angry.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Handy got up early and left for work.

When "A" woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Handy will be held on Friday.