Witling wrote:
You can get an idea how old that joke is when they're talking about "C:\".
Yeah but it is a classic
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| Author: | SparkChaser69 [ Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Oh Sh*t I think I'm in trouble!!!! |
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected Ch*ld processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hockey 2.6, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, Racing 3.6 and Soccer 6.0- I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User ______________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1and Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!!!DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support |
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| Author: | El Silencioso [ Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:51 pm ] |
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ROTFLMAO....thats what you get for marrying a latina......... |
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| Author: | Witling [ Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:08 pm ] |
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You can get an idea how old that joke is when they're talking about "C:\". |
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| Author: | SparkChaser69 [ Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:20 am ] |
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Witling wrote: You can get an idea how old that joke is when they're talking about "C:\".
Yeah but it is a classic
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| Author: | Myrivers [ Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | wife 1.0 |
Wow, talk about getting a nasty virus in your system 
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| Author: | Igualmente [ Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:14 pm ] |
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Sounds like some Corrupted Code. You need to run FDISK & Format your computer's hard drive to unistall that nasty program that refuses to work with Football 5.0 Do a unconditional format on C: drive and then re-install girlfreind 7.0... Ig... 
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| Author: | Right Hand Man [ Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:02 pm ] |
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Leave the current system status quo... buy a phucking laptop to use away from home with MS Puta 3.0 RHM |
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| Author: | SparkChaser69 [ Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:54 pm ] |
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Right Hand Man wrote: Leave the current system status quo...
buy a phucking laptop to use away from home with MS Puta 3.0 RHM I like the way you think
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| Author: | XMan [ Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:20 pm ] |
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My Ms. Puta 1.0 doesn't even have a modem. She just has a switch on her back with five settings: 1. Give me a BJ, 2. Phuck me, 3. Get me a beer, 4. Clean my house, and 5. Off. I wish it had another setting 6. Bring your girl friends over to do me. Xman |
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| Author: | PacoLoco [ Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:46 pm ] |
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You guys have a fix for the Puta RFM virus? Seems to infect all versions eventually. |
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| Author: | SparkChaser69 [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:38 am ] |
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PacoLoco wrote: You guys have a fix for the Puta RFM virus? Seems to infect all versions eventually.
I believe it is a fatal error.
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| Author: | Zippy [ Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:46 am ] |
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You boys & all your PROBLEMS  . Sounds like your dicks have been TRUNCATED ! This usually causes a blue screen or is that blew or blown, I get confused pretty easy reading this stuff  ?
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| Author: | Wizard [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:40 pm ] |
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need to add poolboy 1.2 and private detective 3.3. They usually can make all versions of wife go away cleanly. forgot you need to Follow them with lawyer 10.6. |
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