I need fresh material: Hear are a few of mine, in a country bar " hey miss pretty, if you can make homemade biscuts, fry chicken and make a good squash casserol, I MIGHT dance with you" this shows that you are arrogant and chovenistic, a turn on for some, I have been slapped twice with this one , I have also met and laid a few hot redneck bitches. It helps if you put a extra extra large condem in their back pocket while you are slow dancing with them. If you get to lay them, it will show you are an accomplished liar as well.
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