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Kayak Accident

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking
accident, an Anchorage man
answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska
State Troopers.

"Mr. Wilkens, we have some information about your
wife," said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Wilkens shouted.

One troopers said, "We have some bad news, some good
news, and some really great news.
Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said,
"Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but
this morning we found
your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he
asked, "What's the good
news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she
had 12 twenty-five pound
king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging
to her."

What?!?" Said Wilkens, "That's the good news,
what's the great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again
tomorrow."
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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED