He sounds like a real catch for some young lady Handy. But if he's so great why isn't he already under some gringas thumb and waiting on her hand and foot? Surely he doesn't belong to one of those monger sites does he? (Does he know he's up for bid-there could be serious moral and ethical implications believe it or not.)
Does he like romantic walks through the park at midnight on New Years Eve? Does he at least shave or shower on the weekends while sitting around in his dirty sweats watching Blue Collar TV? Is he a cheap bastard?
Well my sister is already married but to a real dumb-ass so I'll bid 11 colones, what the hell I could use a new brother-in-law...