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It is almost a 100% guarantee that you will find at least one of these laws has occurred in your experience.

These laws apply equally in Costa Rica as in the USA

>Law of Mechanical Repair:
>
>After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or
>you'll have to pee.
>
>Law of the Workshop:
>Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
>
>Law of Probability:
>The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of
>your act.
>
>Law of the Telephone:
>If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
>
>Law of the Alibi:
>If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the
>very next morning you will have a flat tire.
>
>Variation Law:
>If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move
>faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
>
>Law of the Bath:
>When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
>
>Law of Close Encounters:
>The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
>someone
>you don't want to be seen with
>
>Law of the Result:
>When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
>
>Law of Biomechanics:
>The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
>
>Law of the Theater:
>At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
>
>Law of Coffee:
>As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do
>something which will last until the coffee is cold.
>
>Murphy's Law of Lockers:
>If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent
>lockers.
>
>Law of Rugs/Carpets:
>The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor
>covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
>
>Law of Location:
>No matter where you go, there you are.
>
>Law of Logical Argument:
>Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
>
>Brown's Law:
>If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
>
>Oliver's Law:
>A closed mouth gathers no feet.
>
>Wilson's Law:
>As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
>

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Pura Vida
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essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

I've always wonder just WHO was responsible for the events. Now all I have to do is figure out where the voices come from

Shamas O'Dognasty

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