I've got this Italian friend who thinks Italian jokes are hilarious.
A few Irish friends whom I know well enjoy the odd Irish Drunk joke.
A gay friend thinks queer jokes are jutht the funniethetht thing. People who have a good sense of humor need to also have a good sense of humor about themselves. So...In this spirit of embracing self-defecating humor, here goes.
Did you hear about the blind hooker?
C'mon, you gotta hand it to her......
How to fu*k with a blind guy: Rearrange the furniture. Flatten his braille. Lean him up against a stucco wall and tell him to read it for you.
A blind guy is standing on a street corner with his dog guide when the dog suddenly lifts a hind leg and pisses all over his master's leg. Immediately the blind guy pulls a dog biscuit from his pocket, saying, "Good boy! Good boy!"
A bystander is confused by this and asks incredulously, "Are you nuts? That dog just pissed all over you!" The blind guy replies, "Sh-h-h! I'm trying to find his head, so I can kick him in the ass!"
On the tits of a hooker named Gail
Was tattooed the price of her tail,
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braille.
A blind dude applies for a job at a lumber yard. To convince the boss that he's the man for the job, the blink suggests a test.
"I can identify any lumber by smell," boasts the blind man. "If I can successfully identify three types of lumber, you hire me." Thinking it improbable that the guy will get three samples correctly, the boss agrees.
First board. Sniff. Sniff. "That's clear pine. Too easy."
Board two. Sniff. Sniff. Sniff. "That's b;lack walnut."
Now the boss is worried. After all, blind guys make bad employees, right? So he tells the job applicant to hold tight and enters his office. He tells his secretary to strip from the waist down and lie on the desk, and to stay absolutely silent.
He brings the blind guy into his offfice. Sniff. Sniff. Sniff. Sniff-ff-ff-ffffff.
The blind guy scratches his head. "Well, you may have me on this one. I can't tell if it's pu*sy willow or the shithouse door off a tuna trawler."

Got any others?