A man walks into a bar and orders two shots of whiskey. He drinks one and pours the other shot in his hand. He did this three times before the bartender finally asked him, "Why do you drink one shot and pour the other in your hand?"
The man replies, "I'm getting my girlfriend drunk!"
_________________ The Wizard
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
Doesnt look like Costa Rica for a while. Got offer 2 years in Singapore. Now what is a good hotel in Thailand. (New Weekend home).
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