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The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on
Ch*ld Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's
details;" or putting it another way...Who's yo Daddy? These are
genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It takes
1st prize and #3 is runner up.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Ch*ld A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the
father of Ch*ld B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same
night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my Ch*ld as I
was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind.
I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at
the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had
unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the
sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the
father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the
door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this
area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's
conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Ch*ld A's dad as he informs me
that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you
and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my Ch*ld was as all look the same to me.

8. Peter Smith Is the father of Ch*ld A. If you do catch up with
him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Ch*ld B
who was also borned at the same time...well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier
in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than
going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained
unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one
made you fart.

beautiful logic from # 11.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

yeah, #11 was the best of the bunch. thanks for digging up this little gem

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