One afternoon, three good ole' boys were having a few beers at the local bar.
After several rounds, they were starting to get a little 'wound up', and they started talking about their wives. One thing lead to another, and before you knew it, they were comparing wives.
The 1st one says... "My wife is so frigid, that if I put an ice cube down her shirt, and came back one hour later..... it'd STILL be frozen"!
The 2nd guys says... "Hell, I gotcha beat. My wife is so frigid, that if I put an ice cube down her pants, and came back two hours later..... it'd STILL be frozen"!
The 3rd guys says... " Sh*t. That ain't nothin'. I gotcha BOTH beat. My wife is so frigid, that, at night time, when she spreads her legs...THE FURNACE KICKS ON!!!
