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| Author: | Nucknfuts [ Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Will I live to be 80? |
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, fishing or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." He looked at me straight in the eye and said, "Then, why do you give a shit?" The Nuck |
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| Author: | Twarag [ Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:46 pm ] |
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Nuck, Thank you for the laugh....needed it today amigo. I happen to do all those things and will be happy if I make it 8 more years to 70. |
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