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| Author: | Nucknfuts [ Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | LIFE IS BACKWARDS |
LIFE IS BACKWARDS The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything that moves - you've only got a few years left, so why not? Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school you become a K*D, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby,sucking on tities and getting bathed then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off ......as an Orgasm ? Hoooooorah ! |
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| Author: | Redman69 [ Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:44 pm ] |
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Now that would be a good life. |
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| Author: | Florida [ Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Let the force of the kittens be with you!! |
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