A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. "No way! No
needles! I hate needles!" the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up
the laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can't do the gas thing -
the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"
The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No,"-
the patient says, -"I am fine with pills". The dentist then returns and
says, "Here is a Viagara tablet."
The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagara worked as a pain pill!" "It
doesn't,"- said the dentist -"but it will give you something to hold onto
when I pull out your tooth."
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